Just a little funny for your Sunday
….. Why females
should avoid a girls night out after they are
married…
(If
this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense
of
humor.)
The other night I was invited out for a night with
the ‘girls.’ I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I
promise!’ Well, the hours
passed
and the margaritas went down way
too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as
I got in the
door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed
another
nine times. I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a
quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a
possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally
smashed… three
cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos–MIDNIGHT!)
The next
morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
‘MIDNIGHT.’
He didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with
that
one!
Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him
why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three
times, then
said, ‘oh, shit.‘ Cuckooed four more times,
cleared its
throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then
tripped
over the coffee table and
farted.
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That is SO funny!
It must have been hard for your husband to hold any comments until the morning!
lol That is too funny.
Love the sense of humor you and your husband have.
A sense of humor is a great asset!!
alibee
That is priceless!
LOL that is too funny!!
Funny, funny, funny ! Even my hubby got a chuckle out of that one ! Kimmi
